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3.07sand promise them you will never do drugs again.
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2.47sAll right. I'll do it for my kids.
1.69sAs long as you're doing things for me,
2.47swould you tie up your bathrobe when you walk around the house?
2.1sNever!
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2.7s- Yeah, I can still crash here, right?
- Get out.
3.87sRemember when I dropped my keys, and you thought the phone was ringing?
1.92sOh, yeah.
0.45sGet out.
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1.77sWhat's the matter, Homer?
2.07sYou're drunk, but you're not, like, sloppy drunk.
3.19sGoin' cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.
2.82sLook, I'm really glad you're off the wacky-tobacky.
4.2sYeah. You were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention.
2.9sYeah. But at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning.
1.77sI nearly died.
4.64sI was already making excuses not to go to your funeral.