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2.2sHey, I got a question for you.
3.34s"Would Jesus microwave a burrito so hot...
1.8sthat he himself could not eat it?"
3.59sWell, sir, of course he could.
3.87sBut then again-- Wow, as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
1.85sNow you know what I've been going through.
3.9sWell, luckily, I've got a book right here that's jam-packed with answers.
4.27sHmm. Oh, man, this is long. Could you read it to me?
3.6sI guess that could be arranged.
3.47s"The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people.
1.83sThe end."
2.24sWow. Wow.
3.47sGod does so much for me, and he doesn't ask anything in return.
1.93sWell, I know he's wishin' you'd sign his petition...
2.3sto re-criminalize medicinal marijuana.
2.05sDone and done. Now, do Wiggum.
3.22sWell, okay. I guess it would go something like this.
2.62sAll right, Simpson, you're under arrest, see?
1.73sI said Wiggum!
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2.79s"And so, potential investors,