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1.32sHey, I was gonna pick at that.
1.9sShut your fat mouth!
2.08sYou all think Christmas just happens?
3sYou think all this good will just falls from the freakin' sky?
1.23sWell, it doesn't!
2.2sIt falls out of my holly jolly butt!
1.85sSo You can cook your own damn turkey,
1.43swrap your own damn presents!
4.42sAnd hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!
2.17sOh, Here's the paper towels.
1.93sI--i--I changed my mind!
1.69sClarence, I want to live again!
1.03si want to live again!