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1.62sYou know, I was this close to losing it.
1.13sBut your mom's right.
1.22sWell, sure I am.
2.37sMeg, honey, get me some paper towels.
1.5sLet's lose the bad tidings,
1sclean up this mess,
1.53sand find that holiday cheer.
1.2s- All right.
- Why not?
1.4sWe're out of paper towels.
4.37sNo paper towels?
1.32sHey, I was gonna pick at that.
1.9sShut your fat mouth!
2.08sYou all think Christmas just happens?
3sYou think all this good will just falls from the freakin' sky?
1.23sWell, it doesn't!
2.2sIt falls out of my holly jolly butt!
1.85sSo You can cook your own damn turkey,
1.43swrap your own damn presents!
4.42sAnd hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!