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1.45sAh, Screw thIS.
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3.25sOk, Peter. We'll each take half the list to save time.
3.45sKids, why don't you take Stewie to see Santa?
1.35sSanta?
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1.43sNo, it's not possible!
1.98sSitting alone in this public setting?
1.83sNo bullet-proof glass?
2.37sClaus, you make it too easy. Change me!
2.69sI've leaked through my ski pants and I won't face him weT!
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2.93sWe now return to Bob Hope's Christmas with the Troops.
1.62sHey, It's good to see you Union boys.
1.5sI would've been here sooner.
1.9sBut Lincoln gave me the wrong "Gettysburg Address."
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4.54sHey, How about this having to sit still for 60 seconds to have your picture taken? How about that?
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