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1.18sJust A.B.c.
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1.53sWell, If you get us a tree,
3.64sI'll make sure Santa brings you a new V.C.R. Please?
1.72sOh, crap. How come I--
1.35sCommercial!
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2.64shey, Mom, I got something to add to my Christmas list.
1.82sA pair of those jeweled bug barrettes.
1.73sNot costume, real.
1.57sMaybe you should write that down?
2.8sHoney, Santa got all his shopping done before the rush.
2sI think you'll be very happy.
2.32sI just want peace on Earth.
2.77sThat's better than being selfish like Meg, right?
2.08sSo I should get more than her.
1.3sHere's the tree.
1.69sMerry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up.
1.2sAh-ah, Before you sit down,
1.77swe're due at Joe and Bonnie's for eggnog.
2.27sLois, Can't we tell them that your mother died?
2.33sPeter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
1.77sall right. All right. I'll kill your mother.
2.5sGod, when did Christmas become so complicated?
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1.27sSo, uh,