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1.53sDoesn't get much gayer than this.
3.59sPeter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
2.84sLois, I told you I'm on dipsalucious vacation.
2.15sWhat part of that don't you understand?
1.2sCome on, honey.
2.64sIt's the only thing I've asked you to do. Please?
1.84sAh, Brian, tape this for me.
3.55sOoh, Sorry. The V.C.R. hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football.
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3.97sDo you have the expressed written consent of A.B.C. Sports and the National Football League?
1.18sJust A.B.c.
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1.53sWell, If you get us a tree,
3.64sI'll make sure Santa brings you a new V.C.R. Please?
1.72sOh, crap. How come I--
1.35sCommercial!
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2.64shey, Mom, I got something to add to my Christmas list.
1.82sA pair of those jeweled bug barrettes.
1.73sNot costume, real.
1.57sMaybe you should write that down?