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3.09sThat's my story and I'm sticking to it.
2.77sOh, Our Savior has arrived.
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2.63sGood evening. I am playing the role of Jesus,
2.97sA man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffrey Hunter.
4.6sYou may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek.
2.77sApparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins,
3.27sbut not quite up to the task of seducing green women.
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5.32sAnyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread good will towards all men.
2.83sThe irony, of course, is that this is contrary to our nature.
1.5sSo why do we do it?
2.34sBecause we are being watched!
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2.47sAnd so we unselfishly think of others,
5.76sassured that our good behavior will be rewarded with love and plutonium.
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2.64sYeah, She's not getting it. Ok, boys, take her down.
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