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3.42sYOu. You lied to ME.
1.67sOh, my God! There's Mom!
1.85sHey, do we look like ants down here?
1.27sPeter, great time last night.
1.17sWe'll get Lois dowN.
1.03sLocked and loaded, Sir.
1.83sWait. You can't shoot my mom!
2.9sDon't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. Go!
1.28sAll right, hang on.
3.82sLook, Lois is only up there because we sucked the Christmas spirit right out of her.
3.72sMaybe if she sees the pageant it'll bring her around. Give her a chance, huh?
3.27sTrust him, Joe. This man has seen every Christmas special ever made.
1.3sAre you wearing a girl's sweater?
1.67sDoes that really matter right now?
1.17sYou got 10 minutes.
9.14sAs we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.
2.92sSo we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
1.95sOutrageous! How dare he say such blasphemy!
1.13sI've gotta do something!
2.24sBob, there's nothing you can do.