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1.98sYou know how much the pageant means to her.
1.57sWhere do you think she is?
5.25sWell, thank God years ago I planted a homing device in your mother's skull for just such an occasion.
2.19sI forgot. I also put 'em in a bunch of squirrels.
1.3sThis isn't gonna do us any good.
1.7sMay as well see if she's at the pageant.
3.42sYOu. You lied to ME.
1.67sOh, my God! There's Mom!
1.85sHey, do we look like ants down here?
1.27sPeter, great time last night.
1.17sWe'll get Lois dowN.
1.03sLocked and loaded, Sir.
1.83sWait. You can't shoot my mom!
2.9sDon't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. Go!
1.28sAll right, hang on.
3.82sLook, Lois is only up there because we sucked the Christmas spirit right out of her.
3.72sMaybe if she sees the pageant it'll bring her around. Give her a chance, huh?
3.27sTrust him, Joe. This man has seen every Christmas special ever made.
1.3sAre you wearing a girl's sweater?