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1.23sI'll tell you who.
4.47sSomeone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at serious risk.
2.62sBoys, please. It's Christmas Eve.
3.27sThis is a night for magic, and wonder, and joy.
2.64sOk, so a couple of things have gone wrong.
2.39sBut we can still have a great Christmas.
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1.17sAh, jeez, Kids,
1.62sYou know, I was this close to losing it.
1.13sBut your mom's right.
1.22sWell, sure I am.
2.37sMeg, honey, get me some paper towels.
1.5sLet's lose the bad tidings,
1sclean up this mess,
1.53sand find that holiday cheer.
1.2s- All right.
- Why not?
1.4sWe're out of paper towels.
4.37sNo paper towels?
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1.32sHey, I was gonna pick at that.
1.9sShut your fat mouth!
2.08sYou all think Christmas just happens?
3sYou think all this good will just falls from the freakin' sky?
1.23sWell, it doesn't!
2.2sIt falls out of my holly jolly butt!