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0.97sMy couch!
1sMy T.V.!
1.37sWhat the hell did you do?
3.17sMe? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
1.23sI'll tell you who.
4.47sSomeone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at serious risk.
2.62sBoys, please. It's Christmas Eve.
3.27sThis is a night for magic, and wonder, and joy.
2.64sOk, so a couple of things have gone wrong.
2.39sBut we can still have a great Christmas.
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1.17sAh, jeez, Kids,
1.62sYou know, I was this close to losing it.
1.13sBut your mom's right.
1.22sWell, sure I am.
2.37sMeg, honey, get me some paper towels.
1.5sLet's lose the bad tidings,
1sclean up this mess,
1.53sand find that holiday cheer.
1.2s- All right.
- Why not?
1.4sWe're out of paper towels.
4.37sNo paper towels?
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1.32sHey, I was gonna pick at that.
1.9sShut your fat mouth!
2.08sYou all think Christmas just happens?