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1.93sWhat if she never comes back?
4.54sI think The bigger question is if this is the way she's gonna act at Christmas do we even want her back?
1.12sAll rIght, Which is better?
1.8sAround the waist or off the shoulder?
2.03sWaist? shoulder? Waist? Shoulder?
2.7sStewie, I thought you didn't want to be in the pageant.
0.9sOh, Megan,
4.32sSanta would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfill my obligation to Mother.
1.98sYou know how much the pageant means to her.
1.57sWhere do you think she is?
5.25sWell, thank God years ago I planted a homing device in your mother's skull for just such an occasion.
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2.19sI forgot. I also put 'em in a bunch of squirrels.
1.3sThis isn't gonna do us any good.
1.7sMay as well see if she's at the pageant.
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3.42sYOu. You lied to ME.
1.67sOh, my God! There's Mom!
1.03sHi, Lois!
1.85sHey, do we look like ants down here?
1.08sBite me!
1.27sPeter, great time last night.
0.97sDon't worry.
1.17sWe'll get Lois dowN.
1.03sLocked and loaded, Sir.
1.83sWait. You can't shoot my mom!
2.9sDon't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. Go!