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9.14sAs we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.
2.92sSo we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
1.95sOutrageous! How dare he say such blasphemy!
1.13sI've gotta do something!
2.24sBob, there's nothing you can do.
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2.5sWell, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
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2.97sI am the Virgin Mary.
3.09sThat's my story and I'm sticking to it.
2.77sOh, Our Savior has arrived.
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2.63sGood evening. I am playing the role of Jesus,
2.97sA man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffrey Hunter.
4.6sYou may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek.
2.77sApparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins,
3.27sbut not quite up to the task of seducing green women.
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5.32sAnyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread good will towards all men.
2.83sThe irony, of course, is that this is contrary to our nature.