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2.52sExcept for the one with no legs!
2.64sLook at the parents telling their kids not to stare.
1.74s"How does his pee-pee work, Mommy?"
1.5sWell, I've got news for you, Becky.
1.57sNot so well!
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1.55sJoe, you promised.
1.6sIt's Christmas.
2.85sUh, Joe had his accident at Christmas time.
0.66s
1.3sheh!
5.72sCheck the balls on Uncle CharliE Yes! Time to go a-wassailing!
0.93sHey, Peter.
2.03sHi. I'm Prancer.
2.37sHey, Why don't you take Joe along?
3.97sYeah, Lois. That'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.
1.08sWhat? What?
2.79sHoney, he could use some Christmas spirit.
2.14sFor me? Please?
1.25sAll right. All right.
2.35sBut you owe me later, under the mistletoe.
2.52sOpen mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
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2.27sPeter, the gifts are hidden in the trunk.
2.95sDon't forget to drop off the one for Toys for Toddlers.
0.83sAll right, All right.
1.13sHey, somebody give me a beer.
1.7sHeads up.