1.32sNo, no, No. It's true.
2.37sYou see, that remote control cow was for my son, and...
2.42sAnd those barrettes were for my daughter. And, uh...
1.23sHey, where's my V.C.R.?
3.09sDang it, Buck. It's my turn to use the sex box!
1.57sIt's my sex box!
2.64sAnd her name is "Sony."
2.07sYou gave away all the presents?
1.97sLois, if you strike me down,
3.24sI shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.