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1.13sHey, somebody give me a beer.
1.7sHeads up.
3.18sYeah, Peter, one of us has to be the designated driver.
2.17sAnd I've already had 4 eggnogs.
1.2sSo I guess you're it.
1.63sHa! That's a good one, Joe.
1.44sWay to get into the spirit, ha, ha.
1sUgh!
1.67sI'm a cop first and a buddy second.
3.62sSo don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer!
1.9sAll right, let's a-wassaiL!
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1.65sStewie, honey, time for bed.
2.67sYou have a big day tomorrow, baby Jesus.
1.97sTrust me, woman, if I could walk on water,
1.73sI would stroll you out to the middle of a lake
2.25sand hold your head under till the bubbles stopped!
2.55sOoh, Someone's being naughty, not nice.
2.13sYou know, Santa's watching you.
2.2sWhat the devil do you mean, "watching"?