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13.15sIt seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. But where are those good, old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?
2.87sLucky there's a family guy
3.64sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.62sall the things that make us
1.5slaugh 'n' cry
4.34sHe's a family guy
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1.59sMerry Christmas, dude.
1.58sDon't put it in your nose.
1.42sIt burns like hell.
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1.85sMerry Christmas, everybody.
3.44sAs president of the Quahog Chamber of Commerce,
4.2sI'd like to thank the Seniors' Center for decorating our tree.
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1.53sOop! Broke my hip!
3.2sLook, honey. There's the manger for the Christmas pageant.
2.98sYou're gonna make the cutest baby Jesus ever.
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