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3.62sSo don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer!
1.9sAll right, let's a-wassaiL!
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1.65sStewie, honey, time for bed.
2.67sYou have a big day tomorrow, baby Jesus.
1.97sTrust me, woman, if I could walk on water,
1.73sI would stroll you out to the middle of a lake
2.25sand hold your head under till the bubbles stopped!
2.55sOoh, Someone's being naughty, not nice.
2.13sYou know, Santa's watching you.
2.2sWhat the devil do you mean, "watching"?
3.1sWell, honey, Santa's making a list and checking it twice.
1.97sHe sees you when you're sleeping.
1.47sAnd he knows when you're awake.
1.93sI almost caught him last year.
1.85sBut he's magic!
3.82sConstant surveillance of every child on Earth? Impossible!
1.42sUnless...
1.83sHidden cameras.
1.42sOh, very clever.
1.93sWatching to see if I'm naughty, are you?
1.78sWell, check this twice!
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0.83sROck thE boat!
1.3sDon't Rock the boat, baby