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2.17sSince when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
2.04sI think They had a meeting about it last night.
0.97sWhy wasn't I told?
1sWell, They sent you a card.
1.3sBut it said "For Peter" on it.
1.7sSo you must've thought it was "from" you,
2sso y-you didn't, uh...
2.37sYou know, it's just easier to call you stupid.
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3.27sYou're really gonna take back donated gifts on Christmas Eve?
2.42sYup. Now here's the plan.
2.4sYou'll enter through the air conditioning duct here.
3.14sNow, There'll be an invisible laser grid 3 inches above the floor.
7.41sSo you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
1.87sCan I buy some pot from you?
1.37sWhat you want?
0.63sAhH!
1.11soh!
3.34sSo you understand all these gifts were supposed to be for my family.
1.53sIt was just some crazy mix-up.
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0.97sKill 'em.
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1.32sNo, no, No. It's true.
2.37sYou see, that remote control cow was for my son, and...
2.42sAnd those barrettes were for my daughter. And, uh...
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