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0.5sI'm proud that you won the Pulitzer--
2.77sFinally.
3.34sbut I do feel bad about the starving children.
1.75sThey're with God now.
2.84sOh, well, that's good.
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0.48sRight.
2.79sHey, guys. How's it going?
2.1sOh, don't worry about the Mr. X thing.
1.92sI'm just here for a beer.
3.77sUh-- I don't know if I want you in here no more, Homer.
3.14sI got a lot of secrets I'd prefer to keep clandestine.
3.02sUh-- Terrible, disturbing secrets.
0.35sSo hungry.
3.14sI smell another Pulitzer.
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2.77sWell, Helen, as it says in the Bible--
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2.62sI'll tell you later.
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2.6sOh, nobody's visiting my Web page anymore.
2.3sMy counter is actually going down.
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2.95sWell, you can't post news if you don't have any.