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1.17sNo, wait. I have-- No, it's over, Phil.
1s- But Police Chief Wig--
- It's over.
1.92sAccording to my uncle,
2.97sMiss Springfield isn't as beautiful as she seems.
3.34sWord is, she uses appearance-altering cosmetics.
2.15sOh, my God. That's shocking. I don't believe that.
3.13sThe public should be warned. I wish Mr. X were here.
1.89sOh, I don't know, Carl.
2.23sHe might be closer than you think.
1.94sAre you him? Are you Mr. X? No.
2.14sBut you talked in that real sly voice.
1.85sHey, hey, everybody! Homer's Mr. X!
2.79sI am not! Or... am I?
1.42sAre you? No!
4.54sWell, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
1.87s- Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret?
- No.
1.7s- Not even a little one?
- No!
1.78sWhat if I just whisper it! No, I tells ya!