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4.37sOh, that's delicious. Can I have more?
4.5sGood Lord! We've discovered the ruins of an ancient city.
2.03sOkay, you do better.
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2.67sI did it! I changed the world.
3.4sNow I know exactly how God feels.
2.03sDo you want turkey sausage or ham?
2.97sBring me two of every animal.
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3.34sA new Internet watchdog is creating a stir in Springfield.
4.6sMr. X, if that is his real name, has come up with a sensational scoop.
0.37sDarn tootin'.
1.45sBut we must never forget...
2.17sthat the real news is on local TV,
4.1sdelivered by real, officially licensed newsmen like me, Kent Brockman.
2.94sComing up: How do they get those dogs to talk on the beer commercials?
1.83sCowboy Steve will tell you.
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2.14sI'm happy you got the potholes filled,