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3.04sHmm. That's the kind of dirt that belongs on my Web page.
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2.2sYou can't post that on the Internet.
0.4sYou don't know if it's true.
3.35sNelson has never steered me wrong, honey.
1.93sNelson is gold.
0.58sYou know, it might have been Jimbo.
2.27sBeautiful!
2.45sWe have confirmation.
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3.35sHmm. Let's see here.
3.84s"X-rated Girls"-- Already book marked. "Dial 'X' for Sex."
1.92s"Mr. X."
3.99sHmm. Shall I cross the final frontier?
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0.42sWhat's this?
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4.39s"Stolen funds. Pothole money used for swimming pool"?
2.3sThere's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
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1.77sOur mayor is corrupt?
2sWell, Mr. X has done this town a great service--
2.07sdespite his poor grammar and spelling.