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2.74sYou have the right to remain fabulous.
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2.04sHere it is, everybody--
2.17sThe world's greatest Web site.
3.15sHello! Hello! Hello!
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2.72sYou'd think all the noises would be annoying, but they're not.
0.52sI got suspended from school today.
2.1sNo kiddin'?
2.9sWhat do you think of my page, Lisa? Be honest.
2.9sIt's great, isn't it? Go ahead and say it's great if you want to.
1.8sThey found a switchblade in my locker.
3.14sWell, a Web page is supposed to be a personal thing.
3.17sYou've just stolen copyrighted material from everyone else.
0.43sThey could sue you for that.
2.6sI took a swing at a cop.
2.1sThey can't sue me if they don't know who I am.
3.02sI'll just call myself "Mr. X."
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2.32sI'm just mad all the time.
3.17sYep, you can't go wrong with Mr. X.