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2.6sWhy not? Anything goes today.
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2.5sThat does it! I'm getting a computer--
2.34sAs soon as somebody lets me out of here.
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3.19sOh. I'm so stupid.
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2.05sUh, I guess I'll take that one.
1.94sHmm. Well, do you need a paperweight?
3.34sBecause if you buy that machine, that's all you're gonna have, is an expensive paperweight.
3.2sWell, a paperweight would be nice, but what I really need is a computer.
2.1s- How about that one?
- Mm-hmm.
1.87sThat technology is three months old.
1.9sOnly suckers buy out-of-date machines.
1.99sUh, you're not a sucker, are you, sir?
0.65sHeavens, no!
1.47sOh, good.
1.93sBecause if you were, I'd have to ask you to leave the store.
2.27sI just need something to receive e-mail.
3.1sYou'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that.
3.79sThat's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.
3.37sI was an astronaut. Of course you were.
3.35sHmm.