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0.5sFair enough. I'll level with you.
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2.48sOw. Please, don't do that.
0.54sSorry.
1.28sI'll be blunt.
2.44sYour Web page has stumbled upon our secret plan.
4.47sThat's impossible. All my stories are bull plop. Bull plop!
3.74sDon't be cute. I'm referring to the flu shot exposé.
3.57sYou see, we're the ones loading them with mind-controlling additives.
2.17sBut why?
1.99sTo drive people into a frenzy of shopping.
3.84sThat's why flu shots are given just before Christmas.
3.07sOf course. It's so simple.
2.6sWait. No, it's not. It's needlessly complicated.
3.34sYes, it is. And we can't have you out there mucking it up, now can we?
0.58sNo, sir.
2.97sThat's a good boy. Let's get you some ice cream.
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0.45sThere we are.
1.93sLook.
2.54sYou can drug me all you want,
3sbut my family won't rest until they find my drug-bloated corpse!
2.14sI wouldn't count on that, Number Five.
4.1sAs far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door...