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1.93sBecause if you were, I'd have to ask you to leave the store.
2.27sI just need something to receive e-mail.
3.1sYou'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that.
3.79sThat's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.
3.37sI was an astronaut. Of course you were.
3.35sHmm.
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2.18sFive thousand dollars?
1.9sYou only have 10 seconds to decide, sir.
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2.7sThis is the best computer in the world and always will be, right?
3.4sAbsolutely. Just run the deed to your house through here.
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2.25sYou are on your-- Fifth.
2.57smortgage.
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3.35sHey, Lisa, check out my new computer.
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2.2sDad, you shouldn't drag that around.
2.72sThat's right. Top of the line.
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2.05sStupid pothole.
3.59sDon't worry, head. The computer will do our thinking now.