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3.74sMy bagels are nothing but week-old doughnuts.
2.17sOh, who am I to point the finger?
2.87sI once ran over a guy in a parking lot,
2.8sand dumped the body on a golf course.
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1.73sWhat a bombshell!
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2.07sIn the interest of public safety,
2.09swe have confiscated every doughnut,
2.89sbagel, cruller and bear claw in the city--
2.24sAnd some coffee.
0.5sThis morning Mr. X reported that your own department--
3.17sI know, I know.
3.57sBut I assure you, the police do not take prisoners out of their cells...
2.3sand race them... anymore.
1.84sWhat about using the electric chair to cook chicken?