3.34sA new Internet watchdog is creating a stir in Springfield.
4.6sMr. X, if that is his real name, has come up with a sensational scoop.
0.37sDarn tootin'.
1.45sBut we must never forget...
2.17sthat the real news is on local TV,
4.1sdelivered by real, officially licensed newsmen like me, Kent Brockman.
2.94sComing up: How do they get those dogs to talk on the beer commercials?