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2.37sI've written down the basic commands...
2.13sso that anyone can understand them.
0.55sHmm.
2.99sHomer, bring that back in the house.
1.92sFine.
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3.44sOoh, a dancing Jesus.
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3.9sIf there's a better use for the Internet, I haven't found it.
3.54sIf you've committed a crime and you want to confess, click "yes."
1.98sOtherwise click "No."
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4.34sYou have chosen "No," meaning you've committed a crime but don't want to confess.
2.37sA paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.
0.67sHey!
3.89sWhile you wait, why not buy a police cap or t-shirt?
2.74sYou have the right to remain fabulous.
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2.04sHere it is, everybody--
2.17sThe world's greatest Web site.
3.15sHello! Hello! Hello!
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2.72sYou'd think all the noises would be annoying, but they're not.