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3.17sYou've just stolen copyrighted material from everyone else.
0.43sThey could sue you for that.
2.6sI took a swing at a cop.
2.1sThey can't sue me if they don't know who I am.
3.02sI'll just call myself "Mr. X."
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2.32sI'm just mad all the time.
3.17sYep, you can't go wrong with Mr. X.
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2.79sMom wants you to come to bed.
3.32sI can't. My Web page hasn't gotten a single hit.
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2.54sCome on.
1.87sYou have to offer people something--
2.34sA joke, an opinion, an idea.
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2.79sThat lousy pothole! Why don't they fix it?
2.44sI heard Mayor Quimby spent the street repair fund...
1.7son a secret swimming pool for himself.
2.15s- Get out. Who told you that?
- Nelson.
3.04sHmm. That's the kind of dirt that belongs on my Web page.
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2.2sYou can't post that on the Internet.
0.4sYou don't know if it's true.
3.35sNelson has never steered me wrong, honey.
1.93sNelson is gold.