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2.95sWell, you can't post news if you don't have any.
4.24sThat's a great idea. I'll make up some news!
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3.15sAt least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that.
2.44sMmm. Mm-hmm.
2.62sLet's see now. Bulletin.
1.94sNew race discovered...
2.84sliving six inches under...
2.97sDenver. Oh, Dad.
2.37sAll named Morton--
2.24sOr Mortinson.
3.95sThis Mr. X says Spanish and Italian are the same language.
2.04sWell, that's surprising.
4.34sThey're controlling our minds with flu shots. I knew it!
3.47sWell, kids, now aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations?
2.92sYea!
2.13sMommy?
2.65sHey, Mr. X, I got a tip for you.