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4.37sOh, $5,000 for a computer, and it can't handle a simple assignment.
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3.64sDad, I'll set up your computer. Why don't you and Bart go play in the backyard?
2.85sYou're it!
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2.23sHey! Why, you little--
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1.92sOkay, you're ready to go.
2.37sI've written down the basic commands...
2.13sso that anyone can understand them.
0.55sHmm.
2.99sHomer, bring that back in the house.
1.92sFine.
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3.44sOoh, a dancing Jesus.
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3.9sIf there's a better use for the Internet, I haven't found it.
3.54sIf you've committed a crime and you want to confess, click "yes."
1.98sOtherwise click "No."
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4.34sYou have chosen "No," meaning you've committed a crime but don't want to confess.
2.37sA paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.
0.67sHey!
3.89sWhile you wait, why not buy a police cap or t-shirt?