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2.77sWell, Helen, as it says in the Bible--
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2.62sI'll tell you later.
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2.6sOh, nobody's visiting my Web page anymore.
2.3sMy counter is actually going down.
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2.95sWell, you can't post news if you don't have any.
4.24sThat's a great idea. I'll make up some news!
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3.15sAt least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that.
2.44sMmm. Mm-hmm.
2.62sLet's see now. Bulletin.
1.94sNew race discovered...
2.84sliving six inches under...
2.97sDenver. Oh, Dad.
2.37sAll named Morton--
2.24sOr Mortinson.