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4.1sdelivered by real, officially licensed newsmen like me, Kent Brockman.
2.94sComing up: How do they get those dogs to talk on the beer commercials?
1.83sCowboy Steve will tell you.
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2.14sI'm happy you got the potholes filled,
3.09sbut it's still irresponsible to present rumors as facts.
2.1sMaybe you should quit while you're ahead.
2.7sNo way. Mr. X is gonna keep on diggin' and probin'...
2.94suntil every person in this town is in jail.
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2.18sAaah!
2.69sA coconut bagel? Like poison it tastes!
2sAll right, I'll tell you a secret.
3.74sMy bagels are nothing but week-old doughnuts.
2.17sOh, who am I to point the finger?
2.87sI once ran over a guy in a parking lot,
2.8sand dumped the body on a golf course.