2.65sHey, Mr. X, I got a tip for you.
2sIn science class they're dissecting frozen hoboes--
2.1sAnd I have the bindles to prove it.
2.08sReal news is great, son,
4.27sbut I'm getting a thousand hits an hour with grade "A" bull plop.
5.24sGive me a hundred lotto tickets, Apu, because Mr. X is on a roll.