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1.92sI'm just here for a beer.
3.77sUh-- I don't know if I want you in here no more, Homer.
3.14sI got a lot of secrets I'd prefer to keep clandestine.
3.02sUh-- Terrible, disturbing secrets.
0.35sSo hungry.
3.14sI smell another Pulitzer.
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2.77sWell, Helen, as it says in the Bible--
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2.62sI'll tell you later.
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2.6sOh, nobody's visiting my Web page anymore.
2.3sMy counter is actually going down.
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2.95sWell, you can't post news if you don't have any.
4.24sThat's a great idea. I'll make up some news!
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3.15sAt least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that.
2.44sMmm. Mm-hmm.
2.62sLet's see now. Bulletin.
1.94sNew race discovered...
2.84sliving six inches under...