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2.18sAaah!
2.69sA coconut bagel? Like poison it tastes!
2sAll right, I'll tell you a secret.
3.74sMy bagels are nothing but week-old doughnuts.
2.17sOh, who am I to point the finger?
2.87sI once ran over a guy in a parking lot,
2.8sand dumped the body on a golf course.
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1.73sWhat a bombshell!
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2.07sIn the interest of public safety,
2.09swe have confiscated every doughnut,
2.89sbagel, cruller and bear claw in the city--
2.24sAnd some coffee.
0.5sThis morning Mr. X reported that your own department--
3.17sI know, I know.
3.57sBut I assure you, the police do not take prisoners out of their cells...
2.3sand race them... anymore.
1.84sWhat about using the electric chair to cook chicken?
1.85sYeah, all right, this press conference is over.
1.17sNo, wait. I have-- No, it's over, Phil.
1s- But Police Chief Wig--
- It's over.
1.92sAccording to my uncle,
2.97sMiss Springfield isn't as beautiful as she seems.