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1.6sWell, that's only for people in the military.
0.54sWhat?!
0.66sHuh?
2.3sThis is the worst kind of discrimination--
1.37sthe kind against me.
3.94sAll right, look, our policy is if for any reason you're not completely satisfied,
1.27sI hate you.
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0.44sHey, fellas...
1.03sWhoa!
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2.77sOkay, now I'm mad.
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1.33sFull price for gum?
2.54sThat dog won't hunt, monsignor.
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1.13sHello.
2.3sWe're here because we, uh...
1.4slove our planet.
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3.9sSign here on the dotted line, patriots and I'll give you your discount cards.
0.97sjust out of curiosity--
3.34swe can use the cards to buy gum then immediately quit the army, right?
1.8sYou know, playing you all for chumps?