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2.27sAnd it pinkens your teeth while you chew.
8.04sAll right, Sergeant, $100 worth of Pixy Stix and porno mags with your five percent military discount comes to $95.
1.87sThat'll be 40 cents.
3.1sI believe you're forgetting about our five percent military discount.
1.6sWell, that's only for people in the military.
2.3sThis is the worst kind of discrimination--
1.37sthe kind against me.
3.94sAll right, look, our policy is if for any reason you're not completely satisfied,
1.27sI hate you.
2.77sOkay, now I'm mad.
1.33sFull price for gum?
2.54sThat dog won't hunt, monsignor.
2.3sWe're here because we, uh...
1.4slove our planet.
3.9sSign here on the dotted line, patriots and I'll give you your discount cards.
0.97sjust out of curiosity--
3.34swe can use the cards to buy gum then immediately quit the army, right?