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2.34sHello.
1.31s
1.93sMmm.
1.87sNow that's a nice rose.
4.12sSo, anyway, we open up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing's dead.
1.27sUpchucked its bamboo.
1.53sTrue story.
0.95sUh-huh. Uh-huh.
2.1sThat's whatever-you-were- talking-about for you.
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0.42sMind if we sit with you?
2.25sUh, hey.
2.9sWhy the hell would I? We're all guys here.
2.35sSweaty, hairy, gassy guys.
2.12sGood point. I guess.
2.13sYou're my kind of soldier, Lemon--
4.74sA foul-mouthed, barrel-chested, beer-belly pile of ugly muscle.
3.27sSo, any of you fellas got a special lady back home?
2.85sWell, I sort have a thing for this girl I work with.
0.68sReally?
1.17sWhat type is she?
2.99sYou know, blonde, or Chinese, or Cyclops?
0.73sCyclops.
1sAw.
1.94sShe sounds sweet.
2.1sBut sweet girls aren't for you, eh?
3.55sYou hard-fightin', hard-fartin', ugly, ugly son of a...