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0.93sLee Lemon, sir.
1.97sLemon, you're a man's man.
2.07sYou're a man's man's man.
5.32sAnd more importantly your hand, while firm and masculine is soft as a velvet child.
1.7sWhat lotion do you use?
1.58sPert 'n' Popular, sir.
2.6sKiff, get me ten cases of Pert 'n' Popular.
1.94sWhat shall I do with your jergens, sir?
2.63sSquirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.
6.02sPrivate Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service.
1.82sThat young man fills me with hope...
2.8sand some other emotions that are weird and...
1.27sdeeply confusing me.
1.87sNow that's a nice rose.
4.12sSo, anyway, we open up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing's dead.
1.27sUpchucked its bamboo.