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2sGood hustle, soldier.
1.68sUh, sorry, sir.
1.7sI was still in attack mode.
2.1sYou know how testosterone is.
3.32sAs a bubbling Crock-Pot of male hormones, I sure do.
1.7sWhat's your name, private?
2.77sLee... la... man.
0.93sLee Lemon, sir.
1.97sLemon, you're a man's man.
2.07sYou're a man's man's man.
5.32sAnd more importantly your hand, while firm and masculine is soft as a velvet child.
1.7sWhat lotion do you use?
1.58sPert 'n' Popular, sir.
2.6sKiff, get me ten cases of Pert 'n' Popular.
1.94sWhat shall I do with your jergens, sir?
2.63sSquirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.
6.02sPrivate Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service.