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5.87sIn the olden days, I proudly fought alongside female troops shoulder to, uh... shoulder.
9.04sAlas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching the army decided women weren't fit for service.
1.5sNot when I'm in charge.
2.65sYou know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
1.73sIf it's a lesson in love, watch out.
2.74sI suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
1.3sWhat do I call it, Kiff?
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1.7sSex-lexia.
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2.4sMen, you're lucky men.
2.04sSoon you'll all be fighting for your planet.
2.07sMany of you will be dying for your planet.
4.54sA few of you will be forced through a fine-meshed screen for your planet.
1.43sThey will be the luckiest of all.
2sGreat. We're gonna die.