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2.13sDamn bean-eating war hero.
1.57sAre you ready to operate, Doctor?
2.05sI'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery.
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1.35sThat's my joke.
1.37sI'll kill you!
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1.1sOh!
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2.22sAh... prewar scotch.
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1.33sWelcome, Lieutenant Bender.
1.3sYou're looking sharp.
2.34sI got wheels with clickety clackers.
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2.23sDamn it, Kiff, where's the little umbrella?
2.54sThat's what makes it a scotch on the rocks.
1.67sActually, sir... ooh!
2.2sMake me a new one.
4.52sUse a brush, you dunderhead and mix these mixed nuts.
2.27sI see two almonds touching.
1.53sNow listen here, Bender.
3.27sThis war is in danger of going all quagmire on me.
2.84sSo, I'm sending you on one last mission.
1.65sHot diggity daffodil!
0.46sA mission of peace.