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2.44sThat new recruit is phenomenal, sir.
3.07sYes. He edged out my old mark by two seconds.
2.13sAnd 16 minutes.
1.33sAnd 12 hours.
3.1sI do plan to finish someday, Kiff.
2sGood hustle, soldier.
1.03sOh!
1.68sUh, sorry, sir.
1.7sI was still in attack mode.
2.1sYou know how testosterone is.
3.32sAs a bubbling Crock-Pot of male hormones, I sure do.
1.7sWhat's your name, private?
2.77sLee... la... man.
1.03sLa-man.
1.23sLemon!
0.93sLee Lemon, sir.
1.97sLemon, you're a man's man.
2.07sYou're a man's man's man.
5.32sAnd more importantly your hand, while firm and masculine is soft as a velvet child.
1.7sWhat lotion do you use?
1.58sPert 'n' Popular, sir.
0.95sRoger that.
2.6sKiff, get me ten cases of Pert 'n' Popular.
1.94sWhat shall I do with your jergens, sir?
2.63sSquirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.