Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.94sWhat shall I do with your jergens, sir?
2.63sSquirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.
6.02sPrivate Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service.
1.82sThat young man fills me with hope...
2.8sand some other emotions that are weird and...
1.27sdeeply confusing me.
1.4sEw.
4.17s
1.53s
2.34sHello.
1.31s
1.93sMmm.
1.87sNow that's a nice rose.
4.12sSo, anyway, we open up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing's dead.
1.27sUpchucked its bamboo.
1.53sTrue story.
0.95sUh-huh. Uh-huh.
2.1sThat's whatever-you-were- talking-about for you.
0.52s
0.75s
0.42sMind if we sit with you?
2.25sUh, hey.
2.9sWhy the hell would I? We're all guys here.
2.35sSweaty, hairy, gassy guys.
2.12sGood point. I guess.
2.13sYou're my kind of soldier, Lemon--
4.74sA foul-mouthed, barrel-chested, beer-belly pile of ugly muscle.