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1.6sThat's why I'm firing you now.
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1.13sI want to enlist.
2.5sMy friends always die if I'm not there to save them.
3.27sSorry, but the army's instituted a men-only policy.
0.93sWhat?!
1.5sIt's shameful, I agree.
5.87sIn the olden days, I proudly fought alongside female troops shoulder to, uh... shoulder.
9.04sAlas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching the army decided women weren't fit for service.
1.5sNot when I'm in charge.
2.65sYou know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
1.73sIf it's a lesson in love, watch out.
2.74sI suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
1.3sWhat do I call it, Kiff?
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1.7sSex-lexia.
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