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3.49sOur attendants can take 10 years off your face...
1.56sand stick it in your boobs.
2.76sAnd this place isnt just for gals anymore.
2.76sts also for vain, effeminate men.
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1.97sKent Brockman?
3.66sWell, if you find this shocking, look at Tom Brokaw.
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4.16sTruly, that was "the greatest re-generation."
1.49sThis place blows.
2.56sI'm gonna go float a Baby Ruth down the mineral bath.
3.44sDont worry, kids. Weve got something just for you.
1.32sDo you like Dr. Seuss?
0.55sNo.